Warlords
WARLORDS
RACING TEAM
the NZ CHAMPS scheduled
for 23 & 24 JANUARY 2015 at
easternstatesspeedway.co.nz is

due to lack of interest
and thanks to less than sociable behaviour of certain spectators the easternstatesspeedway.co.nz committee is considering placing the club into liquidation
NAKED SPEEDWAY
the easternstatesspeedway.co.nz committee is proud to present the world's first NAKED SPEEDWAY CHAMPIONSHIP
5 FEBRUARY 2015
SPRINT CARS
MIDGETS
MODIFIEDS
SUPER STOCKS
STOCK CARS
SUPER SALOONS
SALOONS
SIDE CARS
SOLOS

&

$50 000 DEMOLITION DERBY
sponsored by
PAUL BUTTOCKS
no flag marshals!
no lights!
no officials!
no rules!
anything goes!
PLENTY OF LIVE ENTERTAINMENT
& COMPETITIONS INCLUDING
COMMITTEE RACE
See the committee members run naked for four laps of the track. The fastest start from the back and be warned, theres likely to be heaps of rear ending and arses hanging out on the corners. Any competitors that get stuck together in a rear ending will be allowed to restart if they don't need any outside assistance to get unstuck
ARSEHOLE HUNT
$10 000
Find who you think is the biggest arsehole at the meeting and drag them to the tower. If they're judged the biggest arsehole you'll win $10 000 and they get the Arsehole of the Year trophy
POLE DANCING COMP
$10 000
FOR THE MOST INNOVATIVE PERFORMANCE
anything goes including sex toys
HARD ON COMP
$10 000
FIRST BLOKE TO GET A HARD ON LOOKING AT THE PRESIDENT
and no helping hands allowed it has to be all mind power
HOT ASS COMP
$10 000
FOR THE PERSON THAT CAN SIT BARE ASS THE LONGEST
ON A LIGHTED GAS BBQ
contact a committee member
for an entry form
4E Mustang Saloon
4E Saloon
This is the ex-Caddyshack Racing 112R car. Brand new Marsh 5L engine. Plenty of spares.

Free Pocket Racing Bike for the kids

To talk a deal or for more info on this car call Terry on 027 480 0876
12E Monaro Saloon
12E Saloon
Recently built Chev 355 engine. Quickchange diff. Plenty of spares. One quick and well prepared race car.

Free Pocket Racing Bike for the kids

To talk a deal or for more info on this car call Terry on 027 480 0876
544 "Tank" Stockcar
544 Tank
The Tank. Latest O'Connor race engine still needs running in. No expense spared on this car

Free Pocket Racing Bike for the kids

To talk a deal or for more info on this car call Terry on 027 480 0876
542 Stockcar
542 Stockcar
Ex Osborne 16C Superstock. New O'Connor engine plus a spare engine. No expense spared on this car

Free Pocket Racing Bike for the kids

To talk a deal or for more info on this car call Terry on 027 480 0876
www.easternstatesspeedway.co.nz
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