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the NZ CHAMPS scheduled
for 23 & 24 JANUARY 2015 at
easternstatesspeedway.co.nz is

due to lack of interest

and thanks to less than sociable behaviour of certain spectators the easternstatesspeedway.co.nz committee is considering placing the club into liquidation

NAKED SPEEDWAY

the easternstatesspeedway.co.nz committee is proud to present the world's first NAKED SPEEDWAY CHAMPIONSHIP

5 FEBRUARY 2015

SPRINT CARS
MIDGETS
MODIFIEDS
SUPER STOCKS
STOCK CARS
SUPER SALOONS
SALOONS
SIDE CARS
SOLOS

&

$50 000 DEMOLITION DERBY

sponsored by
PAUL BUTTOCKS

no flag marshals!
no lights!
no officials!
no rules!
anything goes!

PLENTY OF LIVE ENTERTAINMENT
& COMPETITIONS INCLUDING

COMMITTEE RACE

See the committee members run naked for four laps of the track. The fastest start from the back and be warned, theres likely to be heaps of rear ending and arses hanging out on the corners. Any competitors that get stuck together in a rear ending will be allowed to restart if they don't need any outside assistance to get unstuck

ARSEHOLE HUNT
$10 000

Find who you think is the biggest arsehole at the meeting and drag them to the tower. If they're judged the biggest arsehole you'll win $10 000 and they get the Arsehole of the Year trophy

POLE DANCING COMP
$10 000

FOR THE MOST INNOVATIVE PERFORMANCE
anything goes including sex toys

HARD ON COMP
$10 000

FIRST BLOKE TO GET A HARD ON LOOKING AT THE PRESIDENT
and no helping hands allowed it has to be all mind power

HOT ASS COMP
$10 000

FOR THE PERSON THAT CAN SIT BARE ASS THE LONGEST
ON A LIGHTED GAS BBQ

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

admision is free but you gotta be naked and 18 or older

we don't charge a late entry fee like certain clubs do

the promotors reserve the right to refuse admision to those that dont measure up

the promotors will not be responsible for any injuries to competitors or spectators

all drivers are required to compete naked and that means not even wearing a helmet

all derby cars must have a crew of a minimum of four and all derby car drivers and crews are required to compete naked and that means not even wearing a helmet

any competitor attempting to take sanctuary in a dark spot on the track will be disqualified

betting on the meeting is allowed and there will be a bookmaker operating but the promoters will not be responsible for any non payouts of winning bets

a brothel service will be available for those in need of relief but the promotors will not be responsible for the quality of service

the promoters will not be responsible for any random acts of sex by competitors or spectators during the meeting

people with gluten allergies are advised not to attend as there will be liberal use of flour throughout the meeting to mark the pole line and wet spots

contact a committee member
for an entry form

FOR SALE

4E Mustang Saloon

$50,000

This is the ex-Caddyshack Racing 112R car. Brand new Marsh 5L engine. Plenty of spares.

Free Pocket Racing Bike for the kids

To talk a deal or for more info on this car call Terry on 027 480 0876

FOR SALE

12E Monaro Saloon

$35,000

Recently built Chev 355 engine. Quickchange diff. Plenty of spares. One quick and well prepared race car.

Free Pocket Racing Bike for the kids

To talk a deal or for more info on this car call Terry on 027 480 0876

FOR SALE

544 "Tank" Stockcar

$45,000

The Tank. Latest O'Connor race engine still needs running in. No expense spared on this car

Free Pocket Racing Bike for the kids

To talk a deal or for more info on this car call Terry on 027 480 0876

FOR SALE

542 Stockcar

$45,000

Ex Osborne 16C Superstock. New O'Connor engine plus a spare engine. No expense spared on this car

Free Pocket Racing Bike for the kids

To talk a deal or for more info on this car call Terry on 027 480 0876

FOR SALE

Pocket Racing Bikes
Pocket Bikes

Engine: two-stroke
Cylinders: single
Capacity: 49cc
Cooling system: air-cooled
Power output: 2.5kw 8700rpm
Starting: pull start
Ignition: electronic
Clutch: centrifugal friction
Brakes: disc front and rear
Seat height: 440mm
Carrying capacity: 100kg
Speed: 45km/h

AVAILABLE IN A WIDE RANGE OF COLOURS

Click here to check out the selection of road cars we have for sale including American muscle cars

Eastern States back in the 80s - the good old days... large crowds... plenty of cars

www.easternstatesspeedway.co.nz

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